"A DOG OWNER"

A DEAF MAN WAS OUT WALKING HIS DOG, AND A OLD WOMAN STOPPED TO ADMIRE THE ANIMAL. "WHAT'S YOUR DOG'S NAME ?" SHE ASKED. OH EXCUSE ME, I'M DEAF", DEAF MAN SAID. "OH I'M SORRY, WHAT'S YOUR DOG'S NAME ?" SHE SAID. "HERPES", REPLIED THE DOG'S OWNER.

"HOW....ODD", SAID THE OLD WOMAN. "WHY HERPES?" BECAUSE HE WON'T HEEL!!"


BY TERRI