From: dr.eggman@juno.com

Three teenagers are walking down the beach when
they see a man drowning in the ocean. The three of them
dive in and save him. To their surprise they find they have
saved the President. When he can talk, Pres. Clinton says he
will give each of them anything they want for saving his life.
The first asks for a million dollars, Clinton says no problem.
The second asks for an F-16 Clinton says he can arrange
that too. The third guy asks to be put in the Witness
Protection program. When Clinton asks why he wants that
the teen replies "Because when my Dad finds out what I've
done he is going to kill me!!!"